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This dog rocks !!

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Cool dog !
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"When they was no meat we ate fowl, when there was no fowl we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."--Cellmate
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*faints*
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It looks like someone broke the most important rule, "never, ever feed them after midnight."

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"When they was no meat we ate fowl, when there was no fowl we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."--Cellmate
"You ate what?"--H.I.
"We ate sand."--Cellmate
"You ate sand?"--H.I.
"That's right."--Cellmate
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Karen aren't you glad you didn't keep that dog?
Wonder what it is going to take to get a bigger tank?????
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*regaining consciousness*

Hey guys, I just had this bad dream. I dreamt that there was this dog that came back from the dead and..... Oh my god!!!

*faints again*
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And an copied document, maybe we can relieve some of the stressed websites in the world.


(CBS) Last week, 14-year-old Sam won "The World's Ugliest Dog Contest" for the third year in a row at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, Calif. Sam is so ugly he has been mistaken for everything from a space alien to a burn victim.

"At this point, he's become a celebrity in Santa Barbara," proud owner Susie Lockhee tells The Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen. "But people who don't know him are pretty horrified. They're very horrified that I'm always kissing him. I'm very affectionate with Sammy because I think he's very beautiful. Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?"

Sam's pedigree is Chinese crested hairless, but Lockhee says there is barely anything typical about him.

She explains, "Generally, they're not this large. Generally, they have quite a bit more hair on their head, their tail and their feet. And Sam has about two hairs on the end of his tail, and five hairs on his head."

But there are certain physical traits that got him the Ugliest Dog title, Lockhee points out: "There's like a little line of moles running down his snout. He also has a plethora of blackheads everywhere."

The tiny dog has wrinkled brown skin and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

As for his eyes, "Everyone calls them zombie eyes," Lockhee says. "He's just become lined with cataracts in the last few years. So his eyes have turned sort of white and milky. And his ears have been described as little potato chips. He has these claws that my friend calls death talons."

To top it all, Sam, who's pushing 15, has a hernia lump on his backside, too. To put things in perspective, the first year he competed, there was no question in the judges' minds Sam was going to win.

"They said it was a landslide of mythic proportion when Sam won," Lockhee says, "But this year, he had a close call."

Above all, what makes Sam special is that "he's so sweet," Lockhee says. Of her four dogs, Sam is her favorite.

"I've never had a dog this in love with me," she says, "And shortly after I rescued him (I took him in as a rescue), I was diagnosed with cancer. I had to be in radioactive isolation, where you're away from people for almost a week. But they let me take one dog. And I chose Sam. And he just made that time so much fun. He's so crazy. I've just never been this close to a dog before."

Sam enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan, so he'll swallow his multiple pills. Sam is suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.
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"When they was no meat we ate fowl, when there was no fowl we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."--Cellmate
"You ate what?"--H.I.
"We ate sand."--Cellmate
"You ate sand?"--H.I.
"That's right."--Cellmate
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Woooow! I was gonna call shananagins until I saw the other pictures and article!
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Amyjoe you took the words right out of my brain!
Jason control yourself, I know your wanting to say something SO bad.
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Here we go, this is funny too.
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"When they was no meat we ate fowl, when there was no fowl we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."--Cellmate
"You ate what?"--H.I.
"We ate sand."--Cellmate
"You ate sand?"--H.I.
"That's right."--Cellmate
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Post by Deanna »

well I am glad that the first doggy has someone to love it!!! Poor thing!!!

And well the second dog, someone needs to tell him thats part of his own body! poor creature!

heh

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I was just about to post update pics of my little girl, I think I am going to rush to that, just to get this horrid picture of the first dog out of my brain. The second one is a total hoot!
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hahahahahaha, the dog with the leg "invading" is great!!!
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That is !@#$ up !!!!!!!!!
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Post by Brandon »

It looks like something that make you rich if you found it in your bucket of kentucky fried chicken, and then sue the company.
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