Boooo - Hissssss :D

[Melissakins]

Nice picture of a seahorse. Great clarity, detail, etc.

[Melissakins]

He looks ready to go check out the oil rigs offshore.

[Melissakins]

Not so known proverbs:

1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.

12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.

14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

16. If you're not supposed to put Q-tips in your ears, then what the hell are they for?

17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

19. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up
75% of the world's population.

21. The things that come to those who wait are usually
the things left by those who got there first.

22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

and finally. . .

27. What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

[wtrhed]

Pretty good! How did you come up with so many? Eight and nine are the best. I also like the Q-Tip one, I always wondered the same thing???

[Melissakins]

I am good. Let's just put it at that. LOL j/k.

I'm a mod on another board and I have buddies all over the world who send me insane humor. Check out Friday funnies in Off Topic for some "weird" stuff.

[Jahdiel]

That is to funny, where on earth do you get these? I especially like the horse picture.

[Melissakins]

These of course are absolutely hilarious.

I like them all.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

This is one of them. baaaaaaaaaaad.....

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer

[wtrhed]

Friday funnies is TOO MUCH!!! Very nice collection youv'e got going. Were you at the meeting at Kevins house?

[Melissakins]

Yup. Sure was.

[wtrhed]

Refresh my memory, I was pretty bombed. Did you make Tiffany a white russian just before you left??

[Melissakins]

That was probably Jahdiel, Karen, No, I was in the room with AmyJoe and Deana. I do not think we met.

[wtrhed]

It's a shame we didn't get to meet you, Mr. Jack just kept wanting us to hang out with him. It wasn't Karen who made Tiff the drink. We forgot her name, but she was really cool. She was a little on the short side, really personable, and was married. Any clue??

[Jahdiel]

I think it was Max's wife I believe

[Melissakins]

I'm sure you'll meet me and my hubby. He and I took pictures at both the July and August meeting. Not sure who it was who made your drink, Wait, might have been Dinah? (Max's wife)

I took the pic of Amy Joe, Harbinger and Shagman in the background