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Amoeba? I want to evolve!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:05 am
by KrazyPlace
I'm tired of being an 'Amoeba'.
Dictionary.com: Any of various one-celled aquatic or parasitic protozoans of the genus Amoeba or related genera, having no definite form and consisting of a mass of protoplasm containing one or more nuclei surrounded by a flexible outer membrane. It moves by means of pseudopods.
When do I get to evolve? What are the rules for moving up the ranks?

Is this based on the number of post or is this more a natural selection process such as in Darwin's theory of evolution?
Webster's Dictionary: A rhizopod. common in fresh water, capable of undergoing many changes of form at will.
If it's natural selection, then my post should "accumulate minor advantageous genetic mutations (i.e. become more informative)" or basically become more dominate and cause "inferior (disadvantaged) members of the same species (i.e. members) to gradually die out (i.e. leave the MB)" and I will be promoted based on seniority?

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:36 am
by ShagMan
Settle down there rifraff (speaking from my high podium)... I can't be bothered by the whining of an amoeba!

hehe... yep, it's strictly based on number of posts.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:17 am
by Melissakins
oh well....amoeba's need lovin' too. :)

I am curious as to the number of posts it takes to "move up in rank"

I know on another board I'm on it's every 100 posts that you "evolve" until you get to 500, then it takes another 250 or so to have your "rank" change......

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:24 pm
by Xster
viewtopic.php?t=939

"I want to be a hermit crab!"

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:12 pm
by Melissakins
Wow, I have a good ways to go.....

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:12 pm
by Brandon
I don't know.. I thought being a copepod was kinda cool.
Probably will be planaria after 2000 :)

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:12 pm
by Melissakins
Just about another 100 or so......what a PITA...

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:13 pm
by Brandon
What the heck is that avatar melissa? That's funky

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:18 pm
by Melissakins
Better than being aiptasia I guess....

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:23 pm
by Melissakins
Brandon wrote:What the heck is that avatar melissa? That's funky
He's my little green scarey dog.....better than this I guess: Image

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:30 pm
by sb1227
ROTFL! :lol:

I wonder why it couldn't be at 50 posts.......

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:00 pm
by snoopdog
Wowsers !!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:36 pm
by countrygal5053
OH MY GOD!!!!!!What is that in the pic, That has got to be the uglyest thing I have ever seen...............eck!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:20 pm
by Melissakins
that's just some of my sick humor, looks like a cross between a penguin, a cat and an ape (the mouth/teeth)

Morph? :) No clue. it's cool :)

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 6:40 pm
by reeferpuffer
hehe, kitty rabid penguin..i want one..so cute!